He then said the absolute best thing that has ever been said to me regarding my life as a mom without a man around every day... "You gotta stop trying to be the Lone Ranger. You gotta find your Tonto and start working on your tribe."
So I'm wondering: If I'm the Lone Ranger, why don't I have a mask? Do I need to get one? Is that why I'm still so single? It's a good time of year to find masks, I guess, so that's good because at least I shouldn't have a hard time obtaining one. But does it have to be black? Can I get a green one? Maybe a green one with turquoise sequins or something?
And where the hell am I supposed to find a man named Tonto?
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I totally heart your Lone Ranger life coach!
I think we will both find our Tonto's at Sunday brunch. Send me a text if you're interested!
Save a Tonto for me!
"Tonto" means "stupid" in Spanish. And what T called the Lone Ranger, "Kemosabe," is a bastardization of "quien no sabe," which essentially means "know-nothing."
So they were constantly insulting each other. I think it was just a cover for some kind of "Brokeback Mountain" deal, though.
Listen to the Minnesota Fan. He knows. In fact, I turn to him regularly to solve many of lifes verbal little disputes. Particularly those including commas.
Tonto is way overrated.
Pants and Sarah: Too bad on the not finding Tontos.
Minnesota: If "Tonto" means stupid, maybe I shouldn't be looking for a "Tonto" so maybe I should find a better name to look for, but I still want sequins...
Girl: He makes me self-conscious about proper hyphenation. I think I have commas down, however, as I am the queen of run-on sentences.
Silly Aimee, there's nothing sexier than a man who knows where to put a comma. Clearly it's time for me to go to sleep. Club soon, please.
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