Apparently I'm "A little bit snotty"... I learned this at lunch today and I have to admit I'm pretty pleased with myself. Apparently I have achieved that ultimate, perfect balance between being a genuinely nice person who cares about others; and a complete ass-hole who is better than everyone else and isn't afraid to be vocal about it.

And, my boots are "Fucking amazing." (But of course as an elitist, I already knew that)